Marijuana and Baseball go together like Gin and tonic, Franklin and bash, Cocaine and beer and final OJ Simpson and getting away with murder. When that fat end of a Zoot gets burned and you see the first pitch getting played there a feeling of perfection that is indescribable, slowly the baseball game continues and slowly the weed get buned. By the end of it you can barely see the baseball getting thrown, sometimes I would look at my phone just when that perfect connection happens and home run is scored. At first I am like “Dam man, how did miss that home run” then you remember there going to reply that 60000000 billion times because there is fuck all else happening and then you remember it still first innings and this dance called baseball last from February to October.
But as the title says there is no weed for spring season. i’ve quit……nah get fucked i’m just broke but still Baseball is just smoke away from being inhalable crack of a sport so I’m not exactly out of luck but still I do love a blunt.
Finally now I’m now going to talk about baseball….and I know fuck all! why cause I smoke to much weed during the games last season. BUT THIS IS THE SEASON, where everything changes….this spring training is time for me to learn and grow as baseball connoisseur. Understanding the finer point of the game, become a person with valid point on baseball rather then the guy who say “oh shit, did you see that pitch…it was fast” or “Dammmmm he hit that ball hard”. I still will say this things cause sometimes nothing else is needed but as time progress through spring training, to the season, to post season and then finally the world series I hope I will gain some knowledge on this sport to make this blog of some actual interest to fans of baseball. If it doesn’t happen I will be sad and I will be sorry but just know that you do have to worry to much because regardless of what happens I going be smoking my weed while watching a world series to remember in 2018.
BZE to the day I die, Smoke Ganja till the Ganja man get ya and never stop swinging and pitching.
Peace
“Jheeze that kush is good, now let me hit some of that cookie” – Bob Ross